It’s not as much fun as the Beer Engines, but shredding confidential information is important. Sven Anderson stopped at the coffee table and reminded everyone that you can bring your papers to the annual “shred it” event in the parking lot across from town hall: https://www.winchester.us/calendar.aspx?eid=2776 . Also posted on http://shreditshareit.com which leads to: http://www.northofbostonrealestate.com/shredit/.
Save the wear and tear on your home shredder (you do have one, right?), and bring it to the parking lot. Put the event on your calendar now, and start stacking your contributions in your home office.
Sven the Shredder, has a ring to it. Vlad the Impaler. Ethelred the Unready. Alexander the Great.